Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Type 2 diabetics

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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