Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

why did Max cry??? chicken

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Anti Joke

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