What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Seth stock has a large penis

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Kah-________-

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

knock knock

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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