An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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