Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Comedy.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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