- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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The game!

Video Games

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Republicans

Vagina ass.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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