- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I tell an anti joke!.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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