The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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save water shower with friends

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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