- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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