Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Anti Joke

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