How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Ebola

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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I enjoy anal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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black people

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It's long!

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Anti Joke

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