Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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save water shower with friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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