- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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