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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Joe Biden

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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