- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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