- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Roses are red Violets are penis

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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