How did th-A fridge.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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