- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

marshal sterio had sex

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Ms. Smoot's class

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

knock knock go away ok

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

twilight

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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