- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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