Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

women playing football?

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

why?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your time.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Womens rights.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Video Games

The game!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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