What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Women's rights.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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save water shower with friends

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