Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Poop

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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