- Anti Joke

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Women's Rights.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

I like pom

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa