- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

The Holocaust

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Hey

A child with cancer grows up.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

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