your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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