involved parents.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Ken wins!

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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