- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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