3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Society.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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