What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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fabien

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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