BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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JEWS

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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sarah taylor

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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womens rights to vote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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