- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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