- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do u shit With ur ass

Guess what? No.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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