- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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