A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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