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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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