What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

I'm a like whore

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

knock knock who's there?

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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