A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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