dislike this...please.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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man boobs

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Anti Joke

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