I'm banging your sister.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

the cast of the jersey shore

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

How did th-A fridge.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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