Black People.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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dislike this...please.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Poop

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Blind people can't read this.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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W.N.B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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