Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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