- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

c+t+c?

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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