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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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