You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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