- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

womens rights

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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