What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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