A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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