Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Women's Rights.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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