- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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