what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

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