- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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