How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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why?

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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