How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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