Good for him. Thats wonderful!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

adam shagged katie lololol

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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