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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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