Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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