A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A Weight loss service that works

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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