A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A Weight loss service that works

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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