- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Anything Dane Cook says

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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