That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

conrad profit

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

women's rights.

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