- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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