What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Potato

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

A black guy with his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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