- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Womens Rights.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Wats a joke?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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