The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Poop

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Drunk irish man

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Hey, Max!!

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Anti Joke

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