- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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