- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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My butt!!!!

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Watch your lips.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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