A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What's better than sex? Nothing

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Do you know what they say? Words

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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