:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A snake walks into a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

This is not a joke.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

women's rights

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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