And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Watch your lips.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Matt Damon

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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twilight

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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