How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A jew go out of a bar

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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