Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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