Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Hi.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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hey

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Thanks

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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