- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

dislike this...please.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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