Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Susie has Autism

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Turn around.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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The Bible

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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