What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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twilight

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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