Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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