- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is the best part about football The scoring

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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