- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

knock knock who's there?

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Black People.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

God is real

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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