- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

i cant think of one.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

wanna hear a joke? not really

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Bloody kids ...

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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