Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What number comes after 29? 30.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Anti Joke

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