- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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