- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

i saw your mom, i said hi

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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