- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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