A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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