what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

ballsack

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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