Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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I have no ideas.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Hi Shelby!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How do u shit With ur ass

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( o Y o )

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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