Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Penis-Pump

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Anti Joke

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