So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

How do u shit With ur ass

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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