- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Black People.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

dislike this...please.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

God is real

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

A black man walks into a book store.

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