Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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hi michael

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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